cool funny quotes

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
-- Sid Caesar

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
-- Jonathan Swift

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
-- Source Unknown

I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
-- Mark Twain

If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you.
-- T. S. Eliot