cool quotes and sayings

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
-- Bill Cosby

What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
-- Curtis Spencer

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.
-- Elbert Hubbard

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-- George Carlin

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Mark Twain

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
-- Walt Disney