Cool Quotes For All KOOL Times

cool quotes for screen names

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I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
-- Mark Twain

If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you.
-- T. S. Eliot

If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
-- Martin Luther King Jr

When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty.
-- Gregory I

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
-- Baltasar Gracian

cool funny quotes

2009-01-06T09:03:00.002-08:00

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
-- Sid Caesar

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
-- Jonathan Swift

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
-- Source Unknown

I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
-- Mark Twain

If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you.
-- T. S. Eliot

cool teenage quotes

2009-01-06T09:03:00.001-08:00

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
-- Source Unknown

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
-- Source Unknown

We have seen the enemy and it is [within] us.
-- Pogo

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so few engage in it.
-- Henry Ford

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
-- Mark Twain

cool profile quotes

2009-01-06T09:02:00.002-08:00

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Source Unknown

Every wall is a door.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Technology: No Place for Wimps!
-- Scott Adams

The best thing about animals is they don't talk much.
-- Thornton Wilder

Dear Sir, Your profession has, as usual, destroyed your brain.
-- George Bernard Shaw

cool college quotes

2009-01-06T09:02:00.001-08:00

If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
-- Abraham Lincoln

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Flip Wilson

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
-- Edgar Allan Poe

Whenever, therefore, people are deceived and form opinions wide of the truth, it is clear that the error has slid into their minds through the medium of certain resemblances to that truth.
-- Socrates

cool quotes and sayings

2009-01-06T09:00:00.000-08:00

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
-- Bill Cosby

What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
-- Curtis Spencer

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.
-- Elbert Hubbard

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-- George Carlin

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Mark Twain

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
-- Walt Disney